So, the Firstborn has a thing for creating intricate… um… structures out of Tinkertoys. He also has a penchant for making up new words. Today he combined these two quirks and created such devices as the “wopoohoom” which goes “zzz” and fixes houses, churches, buildings, hospitals, and, oddly enough, doctors. Then there was the “zooming-ma” machine that is used for cracking mountains.

Of course, I had to listen to all this with a straight face and try not to crack up myself.

Hee hee.